Wednesday, February 19, 2014

Ted Cruz; From Canada with Hate.

Senator Ted Cruz , an erstwhile Canadian citizen, could not stand his country of birth. His disgust was well placed. Who in their right mind would like it anyway? This boring nation seems to have an unhealthy disinterest in engaging in endless discussions on critically serious issues such as health care, same sex marriage, immigration, gun control, and meddling in other countries’ affairs.
One wonders what do they do with all that free time on their hands.


Credits: Ted Cruz; Gage Skidmore Flickr. James Bond; Johanoomen Flickr.

The Canucks have a much more relaxed immigration policy. Newcomers in return bring untold prosperity to the nation. What a revolting thought; who needs immigrants to bring prosperity to their new homeland? We certainly don't want that kind of thinking in the U.S. Why else would we call them aliens?

Monday, February 10, 2014

Sodaheid: SodaStream’s newest flavor

Especially carbonated by Benjamin Netanyahu.

Scarlett Johansson in The Israel Project
Squeezed by dispossessing inhabitants of seven Palestinian villages, this unique taste evokes nostalgic memories of apartheid as practiced in South Africa. One sip and your senses will be occupied territory for a long time keeping your desires hostage to endless fantasies of being controlled behind chain link fences.

Even the carbonation use in Soda Stream is unparalleled. Provided by Benjamin Netanyahu’s acid reflux from swallowing too many illegal  
settlements the emitted carbon dioxide is well pressurized and adds a peculiarly sharp, tangy aggressive feeling to the drink.

Caution, however, is advised since Sodaheid can be addictive, motivating consumers to go out and steal other people’s land.

Sodastream sells fountain jet home soda making machines and supplies manufactured in a plant on stolen occupied Palestinian territory.

Saturday, February 8, 2014

Victoria Nuland 'One and Done' Ukraine Strategy

Assistant U.S. Secretary of State Victoria Nuland’s One and Done handling of Ukraine crisis.


Source: BBC Website Screen Grab Hey EU!FU!.

To be exact, Nuland’s endearing message was "F them" to the 28 or so countries of the European Union and was uttered in a private phone call to Geoffrey Pyatt, the U.S. Ambassador to the East European country, advising him she would prefer the United Nations to ‘glue’ the whole thing together.
Now that is a lot of countries to 'F and Glue'. The ambassador then promptly added “Exactly!”

As is usual and customary, the NSA was listening 
in and recording the conversation but could not bleep out the salacious proposal by the Assistant U.S. Secretary of State.

According to the U.S., the Russians who were also allegedly listening in promptly Snowdened the entire 4 minute conversation out to YouTube instead of sending the recording to The Guardian newspaper, which is standard protocol for NSA revelations.

Wednesday, February 5, 2014

Super Bowl XLVIII: Betting on the Wrong Horse and losing big; Twice.

By all accounts 'Mattress Mack', Jim McIngvale is a really, really great guy; flamboyant yet known for his charity work and philanthropy. He is the owner of one of the largest independent furniture chains known as Gallery Furniture. While he may make really bad bets he is known for taking very good care of his customers.

Source: Gallery Furniture Website

What he figured as a pretty safe wager turned out to be one of the largest payouts he will make any time soon. The offer: Anyone who bought more than $6,000 worth of furniture in the two weeks prior to Super Bowl 2014 would have their money refunded up to $7,000 if the Seattle Seahawks won. Apparently a thousand customers did just that collecting a total of $7 million from the furniture chain.

Tuesday, February 4, 2014

The One Pre-existing condition Obamacare does not cover.

That would be the ‘ Previously working’ condition.

According to the nonpartisan Congressional Budget Office the ACA will cause people in lower income brackets who would want to save money on health care coverage to work fewer hours so they can qualify for Medicaid. Thus Obama care works for those who don’t work. With up to 2 million people opting to work fewer hours or not at all, productivity and tax revenues could decline, unless it is assumed these people were not much productive any way.



Seattle Seahawks may have made Super Foals out of Denver Broncos in Super Bowl 2014 but…

Denver's loss was not from lack of love! Here are Facebook fan page interactions before Super Bowl 2014 game based on Likes on the two team's pages. Clearly when it comes to support, the Denver team had overwhelming backing from fans across the country but that did not help much. In a game where the AFC West champions were ultimately outsmarted, outgunned, and out maneuvered it was all over within the first 15 minutes of the event, with the Seattle Seahawks delivering one of the most epic performances ever.
All that changed once the game got under way.

Source: Facebook.
Facebook also released a second image of chatter during the game which shows how support for Seahawks picked up as they successfully continued to rout the Broncos. This will make any Seahawk fan very happy with themselves.
Source: Facebook.

Sunday, February 2, 2014

Governor Chris Christie to order a new bridge traffic study!

Image Text: No..no..not that lane.. giggle-giggle-he-he-he..ok not that lane..no please no that one.. ok.. ok..ok..Close down all the damn lanes..giggle-giggle-he-he-he

New Jersey Governor Chris Christie has said he did not know about George Washington Bridge lane closure plans or their execution, and only learned the news from the press, even then believing lanes had been shut down for a traffic study.

The purpose of the study was to observe how people react to lane closures. Drivers could register their vote with hand signals. Two fingers in a V sign would mean they approve. One finger pointing up would be considered a sign of disapproval. It is believed the overwhelming single finger gesture was incorrectly tabulated thus necessitating a recount.

On account of the aborted previous study, and unless people stop hounding him, both inbound and outbound lanes could be subject to a follow up traffic study. Get the message! Ba da Boom, Ba da Bing!

Image Sources:
New York Daily News photograph of Toronto Mayor Rob Ford being tickled by a councilman.
AP photograph of Governor Christie.

Friday, January 31, 2014

The Biggest Loser of Super Bowl 2014

The biggest loser will not be the Denver Broncos or the Seattle Seahawks. It will be SodaStream, an Israeli company that operates a soda products factory on land stolen from the Palestinians by coach Yahu who is turning around and passing pieces of that territory to anyone who would help legitimize apartheid in lieu for lower taxes and utility discounts, an offer some businessmen will find hard to resist, and one that hardcore illegal settlers have been gobbling up for several decades now.

Image Source:

Saturday, January 25, 2014

A Belated New Year’s greeting from JP Morgan Chase and Co. “Screw You America!”

Jamie Dimon, CEO , and ‘ Chairman of the Board of Directors of JP Morgan Chase & Co’ has voted to raise his own payout to over $20 million. This self flattering 'in your face’ reward comes after Mr. Dimon deprived 7,500 people of their livelihoods

Image Courtesy of Donkey Hotey
in 2013 by firing them from the bank and

Tuesday, January 21, 2014

Crazy Middle Eastern country opposes free speech.

Lawmakers want to punish voice of reason.

The Middle East is full of stories of opinionated bigots and tyrannical governments and dissent is invariably punished with condemnation, isolation, and loss of livelihood. We all know that!


Image Courtesy of Tal King Photographer
In this particular case a high school teacher is being singled out for violating the Education Ministry’s guidelines by talking about human rights violations by the State and challenging the armed forces for their brutal role in cruel treatment of children and minorities.

Lawmakers want Adam Verete, a courageous home room teacher in the town of Kiryat Tivon who spoke out against government abuses, fired for his opinions which are considered to be treasonous.

The U.S. fully supports this country and its harsh racist policies against minorities and sends billions of dollars in military aid every year.
Adam Verete


Source: Haaretz